the 50's 90's crayola boheme

Ok so here is the look I need. Apparantly it doesnt exist in any universe. On all of the internet I cannot find the tights. It is also vaguely impossible to want to wear any kind of dress if you are tall.

From the bottom up:
Shoes: either some type of doc marten mary janes or some amazing chunky boots or some simple earth shoe-thingy or chucks or vans.

Legs: stripey or patterned cotton or wool tights.

Skirt: Some kneee length cheerful skirt, maybe in a vintage fabric. I will need a few long ones, too.

Under: some bike-shorts type of dealy so I can be a busy Mama playing on the floor and not have to worry about peepshow

Shirt: Long sleeve tshirts, cardigans, fun or funny crazy t shirts, i dont care if it is waaaaay beyond "sell-out" now, I still can go for an old or fake-old pepsi or orange crush or whatever tshirt, especially concert t of a good band.

Head: my fanatastic long hair that is blue, orange, green, red, pink, purple, i will change it all the time as it grows super long so i can have my 2 braids back.

Glasses: new ones that are cool (descriptive, huh?)

Accessories: some myseterious wool or felt backpack that doesnt exist so i will just make it. Little hats with earflaps. Huge sunglasses (think Kurt not Paris) bead bracelets, earrings and necklaces that i make. same perfume as now, but still looking for new ones, short nails in a happy color like green

other options: Gigantic linen overalls, dark jeans, and my elusive 50's shirtdress that i have been hunting dreaming of and chasing since i was 17. I will wear the dress with socks and low top skateboard shoes in summer, and with tights, docs and a cardigan in the summer. Planning the tattoo for a while more.